This is the most miserable blog on the whole internet

I'm sure of it.

In an effort to make a happy post I'm going to list the things I'm thankful/happy for:

• My puppy
• My new makeup
• The chili I made for dinner last night
• All three pairs of my cute new shoes
• Bargaining with my husband over a stupid Blu-Ray player
• Coming out ahead in the bargaining with a gift cert. to a dayspa AND the cowboy boots I've been coveting
• Diet Coke
• A Personal Shopping Day at Borders
• My nephew's phone call this morning - sweet baby
• My network of friends
• Austin, TX
• The amazing amount of support I've received from so many wonderful internet friends
• Going to California Pizza Kitchen for dinner tonight (this is the only chain of restaurants I enjoy)
• Having a (mostly) clean house and nothing to do over the weekend

That's a ton of happy things, don't you think? So what if I'm not pregnant (not that I know or anything). I have a bunch of really cool stuff going on. Who needs a stinking baby?